My name is Lenon Cristhians. I am 31 years old and I have been professionally telling computers what to do for long enough to know they rarely listen.

I am a Software Engineer by trade and a “master tinkerer” by obsession. This usually means my desk is covered in half-soldered circuit boards and my browser has 47 tabs open about Linux kernel compilations that I will definitely read “later.”

This blog is my dump file. Warning: May contain traces of ignorance and unhandled exceptions.

If you are looking for groundbreaking tutorials on how to center a div or architect microservices at scale, you are in the wrong place. This is a repository for my random thoughts, half-baked theories, and the occasional technical rant.

I have a special talent for starting projects. I am world-class at it. If “starting things” were an Olympic sport, I would be standing on the podium. Michael Felps feelings. Finishing them, however, is a problem for Future Lenon. I don’t envy that guy, he has a lot of work to do.

So, welcome. Expect chaos, expect inconsistency, and expect zero emojis.